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  • nikh
    10-24 03:47 PM
    july 2nd filer

    http://www..com/discuss/485eb/63774255/





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  • rkgc
    10-02 12:04 AM
    How about tourist visa? you can get multiple entry for 10 years, but I guess no of months you can stay in India is a question. I am applying for my son too, both of us hold Indian passport, what you guys suggest? go for OCI?

    RK





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  • hindichinibhaibhai
    03-29 12:37 AM
    Guys MY PD is feb 2008. I am recently watching vias bulletins. I am in EB2.
    Based on my watching previous visa bulletions ( after sep 2008) I dont see that it makes major difference if you file in EB3 or EB2.
    Both are backloged very much and sincearly I dont hope inspite on being in EB2, I will get EAD or GC till 2015.

    What are your thoughts, is it worth filing in EB2?
    Of course, it is worth it. Go with EB-2 and don't lose hope.

    I ended-up in EB3 due to a mistake made by the lawyer back in 2001-2. Of course, we fired the lawyer, when we realized this. I wish I'd switched myself to EB-2 back then. I just didn't know of the possibility until recently, thanks to IV.





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  • gc101
    08-02 05:03 PM
    gc101, if you are not able to get married before you you file your I485 (by Aug 17th).


    One of my friend asked Shiela Murthy and she said that in order to be able to add my spouse , I would have HAD to get married before July 31st (which I couldn't anyway), because, then, only I/we will be eligible to add my spouse.

    Also, I sent in the papers for my I-485 last night. Now, hoping to god that there is an RFE on this and some kind of delay.

    Thank you,
    gc101.



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  • atlgc
    09-14 09:14 AM
    i bought mine after 140 approved but before 485 applied

    i enjoy a lot and took a chance let see how it turn out in a long run (good or bad choice).





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  • mariner5555
    05-02 05:15 AM
    https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/countrylisting.html
    GDP - per capita: India $2,700, US - $46,000
    GDP total: $1.09 trillion v. $13.79 trillion
    Inflation rate: 5.9% v. 2.7%
    growth rate: 8.5% v. 2.2%

    It may make sense for you, I am not completely aware of the situation in India. I agree that the situation with GC is bad for EB3 India, but I think there are plenty of opportunities here as well. Just do not base your decision on emotions, keep your cool...comparing India and US by GDP does not make sense.(it is like comparing heaven and earth ..but though US may be rich ..the question is are you becoming rich here ..which varies from person to person) actually when you make a decision to go back ..the question to ask if do I have a better future in India or US. India is growing but you have rotten, stupid, dumbF, (you can keep adding adjectives here) politicians ..just see the recent quota policy endorsed by none other than Manmohan singh.
    but if you feel family ties are more important, children will get better education in India //then make a move. but it is one way street as far as US is concerned ..because it is next to impossible to come back and start over again ..the good thing is US is losing its sheen while India is getting better in terms of jobs and other countries are becoming more welcome.
    for many ..quality of life in India is much better (in terms of social / party life) ..and I guess they know how to play the system. one of my friends who is a US citizen ..is completely relocating to Pune ..taking with him 20 years of savings / investment ..



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  • smuggymba
    12-31 11:11 PM
    So does this mean I am stuck with Company A till I get Garbage Can I mean GC ?

    Why are you calling it a garbage can when you are destroying your life after it and getting depressed and stuff?





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  • rkg000
    09-14 11:53 AM
    I don't think linking GC to anything, leave alone buying a house, is such a good idea. I bought my house when only my 140 was approved.
    But on the other hand buying a house is a huge responsibility which will, at the very least, take out the flexibility in your movement. Paying rent is not always a waste of money if you look for other means of investment. Hoses are not going to appreciate the way they used to. You'll be lucky if they appreciate by even 1%.

    If your eventual plan is live here permanently, then yes go ahead by all means. You won't find better home prices and better loan rates than now.

    Pay attention to the expenses you'll incur after buying a home, most importantly
    1) Utility Costs (be particularly worried if you live in snow areas).
    2) Maintenance (Regular community maintenance and interior maintenance).
    3) Property Taxes (if you live in areas like NY, NJ, they'll only go up from already Highs)
    4) Child Day care expenses (When you are ready to send your kids to day care, this expense will hurt you the biggest in terms of meeting your mortgage commitments).



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  • Cheran
    02-23 08:06 PM
    wa ever suits u..pea brain..
    there was nothing in my post to get offended abt...
    the book was called Q&A.. how do u end up with a title of SlumDOG..
    u jump me.,..just because i call the bluff of fake liberals on this board..


    You can't even write a single sentence right and you call me pea brain? "Wa, U, abt, pickel, alcohall" that’s shows me where you stand. Anyhow, I don't give a rat’s ass about what you have with Gvenkat, but don't generalize and write some fucked up nonsense. I fully know who you refer when you say "Curd rice and Pickle" so don’t assume that everyone else is a moron and that you are above everyone.
    How the heck you assume that I am fake liberal? What you state and what you accuse others are 2 different things, first go read some books and improve your knowledge and then come here. No wonder you choose Pointless as your screen name!!!





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  • coopheal
    10-04 11:29 AM
    http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?p=277584#post277584

    As I said before
    "EB3 I and in general all EB applicants need a solution now.
    Until this process becomes so painful for us that we either go back or do a mass movement to get some legislative relief there are no better days for us."
    As current bail out clearly points out that for any change to happen in this country situation has to go extreme.
    So unless....
    when new immigrants stop comming because of GC issues and current immigrant leave enmass
    or
    we do a some big enough show for our needs (not a single rally but something all over the country)
    .....there are no better days for us.


    This is indeed a gloomy and (in my view credible) story. The only thing possibly that can help us within the current laws, is the visa overflow from EB1 and EB2 ROW.

    Lets hope for the best. The Nov. Visa bulletin will be confirmatory.



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  • redgreen
    04-02 08:56 PM
    USCIS(*) will not publish any more visa bullettins and cutoff dates as there are so many people at IV predicting it.

    Here is my prediction: Dates will be current soon.




    * Actually they never published it!





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  • khan
    10-24 11:03 AM
    I received my EAD last month. But no AP yet. However, i received an email from my lawyer today that.....my AP got rejected. The rejection letter is saying that I485 got approved that's why the I131 is rejected.....therefore, my lawyer is waiting for the I485 approval.....but my lawyer told me that I can expect my card soon.

    I don't know how to react. The online doesn't have any update about the I485 status yet. They received my application on July 2, 2007.

    Congratulations, enjoy your long wait is finally over.



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  • India_USA
    06-30 11:43 AM
    Maybe his speech is geared toward the federal lawsuit against Arizona....
    Frank Sharry: AZ Legal Challenge: A Pivotal Moment for Federal Leadership on Immigration (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-sharry/az-legal-challenge-a-pivo_b_630697.html)





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  • belmontboy
    03-15 10:15 PM
    You want to bet with me on this.. I am not wrong here. Why would I scare someone..Even if this is Misdemeanor or felony charges irrespective of wheather this is state or federal it is one's record and every officer at POE has an access to this record.

    RV


    sure prove me wrong.

    If you are telling me that VO or IO has access to all criminal records from all 51 states, i can't stop laughing here.

    If they have access, why do they even have a section for declaring voluntarily?? to test honesty of the applicant??



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  • Jaime
    09-22 03:45 PM
    This is easy, practical and may be more effective.
    Co-ordinate working round-the-clock (24 hours non-stop) wherever, in whatever organization/immigation community is working.Let it be coast-to-coast. let the work start as usual on friday morning at 8am and end at 8.am on saturday. Employers will be happy and we can win enormous support. Send simultaneous cards to uscis/law makers.

    Wow, nice idea....!!





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  • sathishav
    03-09 12:24 PM
    Here is the timeline for folks that are not serious

    EB2 India: Waiting for July - October spillovers thinking that most EB2 will be current. The prediction threads have hyped this a lot. Many will benefit this year. But many will miss this bus too. Some from those who will miss this bus, would be back wanting to do something in Nov - May timeframe. Others will waste their time on predictions and trackers and make those site owners rich.

    EB3 India: Many who filed in July 2007 are still happy with EAD status. They worry and contact IV only if their I140 is revoked, I485 denied or if EAD renewal is delayed. Some still sulk or want to blame someone (even IV) for their delays. Those who have not filed I485 yet are few in number. Many new Eb3s still do not know the extent of the backlogs. With time they will slowly learn about the backlogs and wait times. When they suffer due to lack of EAD, they will all make noise on IV asking for some action. This is the reason why the I485 filing action item thread is still weak and pre-mature. I would give another 2 years for the non-I485 folks to have retrogression sink in.

    Retrogression is not going away. If it goes away, only applicants will benefit from it. And these applicants are too weak and small in number to even raise their voice. So why would anyone pass a law to make these people happy that do not even want any law changed. After 2 years all the folks who are not participating in advocacy days and contributing, will contribute to IV. At that time, if we in core are still around, would rather ask them to lead the effort if they can and if they are really serious. The current advocacy day campaign and contributions are a measure of seriousness for us to plan our next agenda items.

    Agree with Pappu.

    We maybe happy now with EAD, but, we never know. Consider this, as per Yates memo

    This memo is just a "interim guidance" and NOT a law. That does not make me very comfy. If it is a law, we can always appeal in court. Not sure about an "interim guidance "

    It also clearly mentions, "this is an interm guidance and the final law can be more restrictive".

    In the Yates memo, the 180 day rule is very Lenient , which many of us interpreted or will interpret in our favor.



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  • reddog
    03-17 04:18 PM
    I think is IP banned and he no longer able to access the IV.
    Thats I read in his forum...

    IP is banned?
    I am sure he has heard of IP hiding techniques. If I were banned based on my IP, and I consistently want to post dividing threads on IV, would I not use a hidemyip plugin or post thru one of the hide my IP websites?

    there has to be a different reason of banning him.





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  • krishmunn
    05-10 09:21 AM
    I feel sorry for the people who live in slums of dharavi but not for people who should not have been in the US in the first place (based on their education) and are now finding ways to get ahead of the legit EB2 candidates by buying masters degrees.

    They are NOT buying MS, they are inquiring where the fees are cheaper. If this is buying MS, even you *bought* your Masters (and every other degree) unless you are from the 1% who get full scholarship (you would definitely have been in EB1 had you been in that layer).





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  • PresidentO
    04-02 11:53 AM
    Malibuguy007 , you seem to me a guy who could save 2-3000 dollars per month and think you are in heaven(Typical GULTI mentality) . These are the points on basis of which i called life of H1 hell

    1. Your spouse can't work . Think about their self esteem and self respect they are loosing.

    2. You don't know about your future if tomorrow you loose your job , you will be kicked from this country.

    Tell me what is hell then ? Don't think its just about counting dollars , think about your life stability and about your family members too. Try to come out of Sambhar-Rice world(thats the way you save money here and call US heaven). Live with pride ,ok . Fight for being treated like H1 ( HIGHLY SKILLED PROFESSIONAL) not slaves.
    I hope now you feel we are in hell.

    PS : I work with one of best semiconductor companies in world and earn decent salary .

    All GULTIs , start giving me red and i don't give a** for that.

    What the hell is wrong with you? Stop using Slurs. Eating Sambar Rice and curd rice does not make a life life with out pride.

    Take your Slavery argument some where else. if you truely believe so, go to your masters on the hill and fight for abolishing slavery.

    Not able to work does not directly cause loss of self esteem. Sorry to say this but this is the bitter truth. if you or your spouse's self esteem is so hurt because of the inability to work, fight for it and get H-4's the ability to work. Some thing like Lily ledbetter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilly_Ledbetter_Fair_Pay_Act) did. Previoulsy time under H4 was counted for h! as well. Many people worked on it and after years of such work time on H4 is not counted against 6 years of H1B. be the torch bearer, just dont throw out your frustration. Just blaming that it hurts my self esteem does not win brownie points.

    You and Zen dont deserve reds. You guys are beyond red reds. So I will not give you a red so that your self esteem does not go down further.

    Just because you work for the largest semi conductor company does not make you any better than any one else. People have different life styles and they will choose what ever they want to eat or what ever they want to save. Some idiots from where ever you are might have bought 3 homes, So Shall I call you a meaningless/unscrupulous spending idiot? No, I guess you are smart enough and havent bought 3 homes.

    H!B != SLAVERY

    SLAVERY, YOU ARE NOT FREE. YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING UNLESS YOUR MASTER AGREES TO DO SO

    H1B: YOU ARE FREE TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT.

    Stop that comparison that feeds the anti immigrants. If you want to fight join, If you want to rant go find .





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    NKR
    05-13 05:57 PM
    I-140 premium processing was stopped last year...It takes upto a year or more to get I-140 approved, that too if its a direct case...If its a interfiling case to capture PD from Eb-3 to Eb-2, then its taking even longer..One of my friends filed I-140 in March 2007 to capture his Eb-3 PD of Apr 2004 to EB-2 and he is still waiting....I-140 processing dates are well beyond his receipt date but still his application is pending....So porting PDs is not that straightforward these days...

    I forgot that premium 140 is no longer there.



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